I must admit, it has been quite some time since I have graced this site with a post, or a scrap of anything SEO related, so what better way to shake of the cobwebs of this site with a rant eloquent missive. I have mentioned before my distain appreciation for those misinformed web-savvy people out there who are under the delusion correct assumption that SEO falls under the umbrella of software development, so if you are one of those people, here’s a beginner’s primer…
SEO is an object-oriented language based on the link MVC (”more votes count”) design pattern, wherein the subsequent amount of AT (”anchor text”) of IL(”inbound links”) is proportional to the OP (”on page”) usage of a specific “target” to incur algorithmic favor with S Engine(s). This is, of course, an oversimplification, but it does point out some very basic premises.
Let’s start with the classic “Hello world”. To begin your first SEO program, open up your favorite website (I use vancouver-seo.com, its free and open source!), and start with a new page. From there, we’ll need to enter the following script:
01 START
02 CHECKSUM GOOGLE
03 IF PAGE = INDEXED THEN GOTO 04 ELSE GOTO 02
04 REPORT "Hello, World"
05 GOTO 01 AND REPEAT
That’s all it takes! Now go and write your SEO Programs!
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