Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff’s Penis Enlarger, Free iPod Industry
I love the Onion…
Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff’s Penis Enlarger, Free iPod Industry
I love the Onion…
So, from what I’ve been figuring out lately, if you don’t tell a search engine where your preferred country is, it’ll default to the IP of where your web hosting company is. This is only a guess, mind you, but I’ve been noticing my sites (all hosted on US boxes) have been getting way more search traction in US serps than in Canadian ones (like Vancouver SEO, for example). Anyone else notice this?
So, I’ve learned a little lesson in link building…
Apparently, if you get too many links from legitimate sources too quickly, Google gets scared? I recently asked some of my SEO friends for some links to my SEO resume. I was sitting roughly around #17 for the term, and wanted to push it to the first page… but unfortunately, I’m now down to the low 70s. The only change I had made was to get some legit links from friends. I paid them nothing, because I’m cheap. Still, I’m not really complaining, or spamming the Google webmaster forums whining about what happened to my ranks. Just wanted to express something I had suspected all along. Google can’t really decipher paid links from legitimate links, but instead probably base their algorithms on frequency. I probably just spooked the index, and expect that it’ll sort itself out eventually…
Ironic though, what with Google appologising for Google Japan’s recent controversy of purchasing paid posts. Seems like even Google has been tempted by the dark side… I intend to purchase a black hat and a 20-sided die for Matt Cutts…
So, like all good SEOs, I regularly check my analytics to see all the fun and exciting ways people find my site. One thing I’ve noticed is a lot of bounce traffic for keywords like “google sea” and “google blue sea”, which I thought was odd.
I named this blog as a play on a classic song “Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” (my favorite being the Louis Armstrong version off the album “Stardust”. What I didn’t realize when I came up with that name was that Google had its eyes on spidering the ocean floor for Google Earth. So, to fufill the limited audience, here’s a video for anyone interested in Google Earth, or more specifically, Google Blue Sea…
I’m sure spammers will find a way to manipulate this so that their viagra sites show up there… Get ready, optimizers! Time to SEO the ocean floor!
Well, if WebMaster Tools is any indication… at least two years!
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Found this little gem in my webmaster tools crawl errors. Its from a site I designed for my friend’s company who does non toxic painting. Here’s the clincher, the site is literally one month old, but the domain is much older. Now, WebMaster tools is giving me 404 errors for pages that the reporting tools says was discoved in 2006 & 2007?!?
I’m guessing that an old (and terrible looking) url used to point back to a page called id1.html because there’s no page called id1.html on the site, but there sure was when the domain used to belong to the “Strong River Quartet”
http://web.archive.org/web/20060824063112/http://www.strongriver.net/
So here’s what I’ve concluded… Google is re-spidering from old, cached urls… or using archive.org… I’ll tell you one thing, I’m redirecting that 404 page, just to see what happens…
Quite often, I get annoyed.
Be it people who have no sense of their surroundings, or people who don’t understand how a lineup works, but most often is people who just do not understand Search Engine Optimization. Especially when it comes to job descriptions…
Here’s one of my favorites:
We will need to provide the following capabilities, in addition to providing our current content:
- ability to sign-up new customers.
- easy to use customer interface and navigation.
- in the future (4 – 8 months out), ability to link web interface with a customer report capability (which draws upon a database).
- ability to apply SEO.
- flash programming knowledge.
- up to date knowledge on best practices in website development, especially for technology services sector.
We’ll just ignore the “flash programming knowledge” for the time being and focus on “ability to apply SEO”… ok, take a moment… breathe.
Let’s think about this for a moment.
def:ability
ability n. , pl. -ties . The quality of being able to do something, especially the physical, mental, financial, or legal power to accomplish
def:apply
apply ( ) v. , -plied , -plying , -plies . v.tr. To bring into nearness or contact with something; put on, upon, or to: applied glue sparingly
def:SEO (from Wikipedia)
Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of improving the volume and quality of traffic to a web site from search engines via “natural” (”organic” or “algorithmic”) search results. Typically, the higher a site’s “page rank” (i.e, the earlier it comes in the search results list), the more visitors it will receive from the search engine. SEO can also target different kinds of search, including image search, local search, and industry-specific vertical search engines.
So basically, this job is for some one who has the ability to design a front-end interface with flash, set up a reporting system, who also has the quality of being able to bring into nearness or contact the process of improving the volume and quality of traffic to a web site from search engines via “natural” (”organic” or “algorithmic”) search results.
Why does this infuriate me, you ask? Well, let me explain something to people who think you can add SEO to a website like you can add oregano to a pasta.
YOU CAN’T!
Okay, okay. For all of you who think that all you need to rank well in Google is to put up a title and meta description, let me propose this to you. Go register iknownothingabouthowthewebworks.com (its available, I just checked). Then go pick a keyword to target. I dunno, maybe something high volume like “free porn”, add your keyword stuffed meta title and description and come back to me in a month and tell me how its going.
So often, I come across “web designers” who claim to do SEO, and my question is, “where do you find the time to do both?” because the funny joke is, SEO IS A FULL TIME JOB! Do you think links build themselves? (Well, ok. When done correctly, some do.)
Yes, I can hear you mewling and whining “but but, what about all those sites that do well and have no SEO”? Take a look at how old those sites are. Any site that has relevant content for the keyword and is 10 years old is going to rank well inspite of itself. That’s the old “age and trust” thing you might hear some SEO’s talking about.
Ok. I’m calmer now. I’ll make up for this rant later by posting some Google query string parsing I’ve been doing from my log files… but I’ll post it in flash.