Archive for September, 2008

PageRank is a joke…

Monday, September 29th, 2008

I am trying to contain my laughter as I write this post…

Any of you SEO fanatics out there with a Google PR Toolbar on your browser may have noticed that this crazy SEO blog with 1 inbound link, a URL I bought a month ago, and a shelf life of 3 or so months is now a PR2…

Bwaaahahaha!

Just like the sandbox myth, it appears that Google’s illustrious page rank is about as accurate and useful for index ranks as stuffing 14,000 keywords into your meta tags… which is none what-so-ever…

Bwaaahaha!

This might be less funny if this site got any traffic, but the one hit I got from Hoboken doesn’t count as traffic in my books.

Bwaaaaahahaha!

Goodtimes.

Using Web Developer Toolbar for Firefox

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Okay, so you wanna know how your site looks to Google, eh? Or any search engine for that matter? This is how to do it…

If you haven’t already, go download the Web Developer Toolbar add-on for Firefox. Okay, now you should see a fancy new toolbar on your browser.

Okay, now do the following (and in this order)

1. Go to the “Images” menu, and from the drop down menu choose “Disable Images”, then “All Images”

2. Go to the “Disable” menu, choose “Disable Cache”, “Disable Javascript” (then “All Javascript”)

3. Go to “Cookies”, “Disable Cookies” (then “All Cookies”… seeing a pattern?)


4. Go to “CSS”, “Disable Styles”, “All Styles”

5. Lastly, go to “Options”, and “Persist Features” (This way, you can surf around like a googlebot).

Now you should see your page turn into raw text… not pretty, but accurate.

This is handy for figuring out what parts of your website is actually spiderable. There are some other functions as well, but play around with it yourself to see what you can do!

Also, as a side note, don’t forget to turn off the “Persist Features” if you want to have your regular internet back (you may have to turn the Javascript, Cookies, Images, etc. back on as well). If you know how to change your User Agent, you can really be Google…

Some short suggestions for mobile marketers

Monday, September 15th, 2008

If you’ve ever tried surfing on a mobile device, like a blackberry or an iPhone, then this post is for you. As I am currently writing this on a mobile device and quickly discovering the many limitations these stupidly tiny buttons have. So for all you wanna be mobile marketers out there I have two words of advice:

1. If your site has a mobile version please link to it!! Don’t make me type it in my address bar… It makes me hate you…

2. User input field? Are you serious? No really? You want my name, address, life history and a 400 word essay on why I want to subscribe/buy/download/whatever your product? How about just asking for my email address, then you can send me all you targeted messaging, genius…

Okay, enough ranting. I’ve got some keywords to target…

Why, Blogspot… why?

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
You would think that a blog owned by Google would at some point be compliant with Google Webmaster Guidelines… yes, you would think.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit, I’m cheap. I could go get a server or some hosting service, but I don’t really care to pay more that $10 a year for a little SEO science project, so I go with free hosting. Now, for those of us who use free hosting, I’ll also be the first to admit, Wordpress is waaay better… but, Wordpress’ free hosting charges money if you want to change the template. With Blogspot, you can hack the hell out of it as much as you want, and even though I haven’t done much in the way of hacking this blog… I like the freedom.

Then again, how SEO friendly is Blogspot? The answer is none what-so-ever! Biggest example, META descriptions… there is none!

Well, this isn’t entirely true, but it sure is a pain to alter them. But it can be done, for those of you who are anal enough to want to stuff keywords into your META’s so you can be #1 on Altavista

(I’m not going to take credit for the following scraped content, I found this on a blog called AGGA (who, for the record, has lousy METAs)):

The code you need to use in order to add meta descriptions and keywords is this one:


<b:if cond=”‘data:blog.url”>
<meta content=”‘DESCRIPTION’” name=”‘description’/”>
<meta content=”‘KEYWORDS’” name=”‘keywords’/”>
</b:if>

Let’s look at each line and see what they mean:

  • The first line expresses a condition: This basically says: “if the link (blog.url) that a user is viewing matches (==) a certain link (http://_something.blogspot.com/2004/03/name.html), do…“.

  • The second and third lines are the description and keywords themselves, placed in meta tags. An approximate translation for these two lines would be: “associate this description and these keywords with the current web page“.

  • The fourth and last line ( ) ends the conditional statement.

Unfortunately however, due to the fact that you can only declare a single “constant” link (http://_something.blogspot.com/2004/03/name.html) in this code batch, you have to repeat the sequence for your main page and for all your other post pages

You can place the keywords and description immediately above or below the <title>…</title> line – you choose.

See, easy as that!! Just repeat the code in your template with unique METAs for every single blog post! That way, Google will be able to display a nifty little snippet of all your pages. I tried it for about a week on a different blog, and got a swack of “Duplicate META Description” errors in WebMaster Tools, so I nixed it.

Don’t even get me started on the output for Blogspot (its like 2000 miles of inline code)! But still, Google spiders it (to date, I’m on page 2 for “Vancouver SEO Blog“)